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The Plan to Save Seth: Part 1
Well, after a bit of a wait, Judd returned to the office with his plan to save young Seth from the Apple Store. He was carrying a large, three-ring binder that was almost bulging with pages, and it...
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STATS: Ours are abysmal
While our CEO remains in jail for breaking and entering…long story, I took advantage of the calm that is now present in the office with Thomas’ absence, and reviewed the Analytical Stats of our...
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The Plan to Save Seth: Part 2.45789
As many of you may remember, we here at Thomas Ryan, LLC began the planning of the dangerous mission of saving Seth, our junior editor, from the local Apple Store. That was in January, and it is now...
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We’re Still Here…
It’s been over a year since the last update, and I think it prudent to explain why we have not had an Online presence for so long. Last year,Thomas Ryan, our CEO, read an article about the National...
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We’re Still Here: Yup, there’s more.
We returned to the office with the supplies to make our workplace “spy-proof” by way of taxis. Thomas instructed us to use a pay phone to call for the taxi, and it took about half-an- hour of...
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ADHD, Thomas, and etc.
If Thomas’ obsession with government conspiracies wasn’t enough, Thomas was tweeting on Twitter this morning when he saw a headline declaring that the UK has left the EU. “Brexit” is the term now...
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The Albert Effect
So here we are, back at work while Albert transforms our office into a spy-free environment. This of course, will be accomplished with the excessive use of aluminum foil, cling-film, and Cheez...
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The Wandering Tourist Group
In case you were wondering, the Thomas Ryan, LLC office is located in NE Florida, so when a Japanese Tourist group entered our office by mistake, it should have gone largely unnoticed. Quite frankly,...
View ArticleWhy I like my Pre-Paid Mobile Phone
There are many reasons why I have refrained from getting the latest iPhone, ePhone, pPhone or any other communication device that requires me to give the service provider a shit-ton of personal info....
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