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Thomas Ryan: Accepted into college-with caution
Hey all, Seth here. Well, as you all may have noticed, we have been not as prolific as usual, and I think it’s prudent to fill you all in on why. Thomas has been winding down after what he considered a...
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57 Days!? Really!? Oh Shit!
Hello all, Bill McCloud here, Well, it has been a long time since we have been able to dialogue with you all, and for that, we apologize. Things have slowed down quite a bit, and due to the current...
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SPAM BOTS: Must be destroyed
Hi folks, Seth here, We’ve been getting hit with an enormous amount of SPAM and Thomas is quite livid. He has yet to find Viagra at the prices they claim, and as a very perverted, forty-something...
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The Enigma: Thomas Ryan
Hi all, Seth here, As many of you already know, Thomas is very diligent in keeping up with current affairs and he is already taking drastic measures to prepare for the new Health Care Law. This by no...
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A Sabbatical: Thomas Ryan style
Hello all, Bill McCloud here again after almost a year of involuntary rest and contemplation. You see, last December was Continue reading →
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New Directive: Chai Tea banned from Thomas Ryan, Inc
Hi folks, Seth, the assistant to the assistant editor at Thomas Ryan, Inc here with another update of the goings Continue reading →
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Thomas Ryan, LLC fights plant abuse
By Bill McCloud As many of you already know, Thomas Ryan is a well-read CEO…well…he reads a lot of the Continue reading →
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Help Wanted: It was anyway
With the mid-term elections over, we here at Thomas Ryan, LLC have returned to “business as usual.” Actually, the mid-term elections was not the reason for yet another one of our hard-to-explain...
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MISSING PERSONS ALERT: We Can’t Find Thomas
Hi folks, Seth from Thomas Ryan, LLC here with a desperate-okay, maybe not all that desperate-plea for help from the public. Our boss, Thomas Ryan, President, CEO, artist, writer, self-proclaimed:...
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FOUND:Thomas is back!
Hello folks, Seth here with another installment of Thomas Ryan, LLC. As many of you know, we have been searching-albeit not all that aggressively-for Thomas who has been missing for some time now....
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Preparing for the Apple Genius
Hello all, Bill McClure here from Thomas Ryan, LLC with a continuation of the Apple saga. I think it prudent to reveal that Thomas – at the demand of my wife – is still in jail. Not to worry...
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The Plan to Save Seth: Part 1
Well, after a bit of a wait, Judd returned to the office with his plan to save young Seth from the Apple Store. He was carrying a large, three-ring binder that was almost bulging with pages, and it...
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STATS: Ours are abysmal
While our CEO remains in jail for breaking and entering…long story, I took advantage of the calm that is now present in the office with Thomas’ absence, and reviewed the Analytical Stats of our...
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The Plan to Save Seth: Part 2.45789
As many of you may remember, we here at Thomas Ryan, LLC began the planning of the dangerous mission of saving Seth, our junior editor, from the local Apple Store. That was in January, and it is now...
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We’re Still Here…
It’s been over a year since the last update, and I think it prudent to explain why we have not had an Online presence for so long. Last year,Thomas Ryan, our CEO, read an article about the National...
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We’re Still Here: Yup, there’s more.
We returned to the office with the supplies to make our workplace “spy-proof” by way of taxis. Thomas instructed us to use a pay phone to call for the taxi, and it took about half-an- hour of...
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ADHD, Thomas, and etc.
If Thomas’ obsession with government conspiracies wasn’t enough, Thomas was tweeting on Twitter this morning when he saw a headline declaring that the UK has left the EU. “Brexit” is the term now...
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The Albert Effect
So here we are, back at work while Albert transforms our office into a spy-free environment. This of course, will be accomplished with the excessive use of aluminum foil, cling-film, and Cheez...
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The Wandering Tourist Group
In case you were wondering, the Thomas Ryan, LLC office is located in NE Florida, so when a Japanese Tourist group entered our office by mistake, it should have gone largely unnoticed. Quite frankly,...
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There are many reasons why I have refrained from getting the latest iPhone, ePhone, pPhone or any other communication device that requires me to give the service provider a shit-ton of personal info....
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